Proctologist Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common?
A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!!
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in! !
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off! !
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!
Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand! !
Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy! !
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!
Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?
A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A: So his guests more...
The Washington Post published a contest for readers in which they were asked
to supply alternate meanings for various words.The following were some of the winning entries:1.Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
2.Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3.Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4.Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5.Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent
6.Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly
answer the door in your nightie.
7.Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8.Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
9.Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are runover by a steamroller.
10.Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11.Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12.Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines more...
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.
Proctologist: A brain surgeon for lawyers.
Proctologist: the rare profession in which the M.D. starts out at the bottom and stays there.
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases. One proctologist tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and pulled out a large bouquet of flowers. The other proctologist looked really amazed and asked, "Where did those flowers come from?" The other proctologist answered very cooly, "How should I know. There wasn't any card!!"
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice. Proctologist: A brain surgeon for lawyers. Proctologist: the rare profession in which the M. D. starts out at the bottom and stays there.