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Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

A former porn star posted hundreds of text messages from Tiger Woods showing his proclivity for aggressive sex. And we thought golfers hated the rough.

An oriental guy had just seen some western porn movies, a first in his lifetime. He felt so cool about those positions. So he ran home and wanted to share those ideas with his wife. He adjusted all the lamps, putting all kind of creams, and twisted his wife around. And he repeatedly asked "feel great, feel great...?" The wife was completely lost. She saw how disappointed he was and asked him, "What's wrong?" He answered that all western girls must moan in bed during intercourse. The wife said, if so... do give her the second chance. At the half of the second round, the wife started to shout: bed, bed, bed.....

...former porn queen jenna jameson is putting out her own brands of salad dressing...the first flavor will be Mustang Ranch.

Q: How many porn actresses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Well, it looks like 2 of them are really doing it, but the real answer is actually none. They're just faking it.

I realize now that the title of my last post could be the name of a porno movie. a porno that would rock the beliefs of the catholic church even more than "Mother Teresa: Backdoor Trooper."

How long must we wait? -Will pornography EVER make it to the internet?