Peak Jokes

These are names of real towns in the US:
Aromatic Creek, MO
Go to Hell Gulch, SD
Caress, WV
Flirtation, CO
Kiss Me Quick, SD
Benign Peak, AK
Bellicose Peak, AK
Deception Creek, AR
Delusion Lake, WY
Another River, AK
Peculiar, MO
Yum Yum, TN
Climax, OR
Ding Dong, TX
Do Stop, KY
Goon Dip Mountain, AK
from "The Game of Words" by W.R. Espy

The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and
18.
At four, we know all the questions; at eighteen, all the answers.

Major Scandal during their presidency....
Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed
The President's biggest fear...
Nixon: The Cold War
Clinton: The Cold Sore
Complaints toward the President...
Nixon: Carpet-Bombing
Clinton: Carpet-Burns
Their Vice-Presidents...
Nixon: His was Greek
Clinton: His is a Geek.
Presidential qualities...
Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger.
Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her.
Things the President couldn't explain...
Nixon: The missing 18-minutes on the tapes
Clinton: The 36D bra in his briefcase
Job titles....
Nixon: Ex-President
Clinton: Sex-President
Slogans....
Nixon: Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One"
Clinton: Known for women pointing at him and saying "He's the one"
Known for....
Nixon: Famous for his widow's peak
Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak
Acquaintances....
Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon more...

The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we know all the questions; at eighteen, all the answers.

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