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    Gujarath

    Hot 6 years ago

    A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US. It was sent by one of their daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it.
    When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:
    Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsha:
    I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her last wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry,
    I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.
    You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 12 cans of cheese,
    10 packets of Toblerone chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you.
    On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan.
    There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
    Ba is wearing 6 American T-shirts. The large size is more...

    Mothers Dead Body

    Hot 1 week ago

    A GUJJU FAMILY IN GUJARAT WAS PUZZLED WHEN THE COFFIN OF THEIR DEAD MOTHER ARRIVED FROM THE US. IT WAS SENT BY ONE OF THE DAUGHTERS.
    THE DEAD BODY WAS SO TIGHTLY SQUEEZED INSIDE THE COFFIN, WITH NO SPACE LEFT IN IT. WHEN THEY OPENED THE LID, THEY FOUND A LETTER ON TOP, WHICH READ AS FOLLOWS:
    DEAR BROTHERS AND SISTERS,
    I AM SENDING OUR MOTHER'S BODY TO YOU, SINCE IT WAS HER WISH THAT SHE SOULD BE CREMATED IN THE COMPOUND OF OUR ANCESTRAL HOME IN GUJRAT. SORRY, I COULD NOT COME ALONG AS ALL OF MY PAID LEAVES ARE CONSUMED.
    YOU WILL FIND INSIDE THE COFFIN, UNDER BA'S BODY, 12 CANS OF CHEESE, 10 PACKETS OF CHOCOLATES AND 8 PACKETS OF BADAM. PLEASE DIVIDE THESE AMONG ALL OF YOU.
    ON BA'S FEET YOU WILL FIND A NEWPAIR OF REEBOK SHOES (SIZE 10) FOR MOHAN. ALSO, THERE ARE 2 PAIRS OF SHOES FOR RADHA'S AND LAKSHMI'S SONS.
    HOPE THE SIZES ARE CORRECT. BA IS WEARING 6 AMERICAN T-SHIRTS. THE LARGE SIZE IS FOR MOHAN AND THE OTHERS ARE FOR MY NEPHEWS. JUST DISTRIBUTE THEM more...

    Oh, the network outside is frightful,
    But on campus, it's so delightful,
    Our packets have nowhere to go,
    Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.
    It doesn't show signs of stopping,
    All our packets, our hosts are dropping;
    Bandwidth is turned way down low,
    Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.
    When we finally connect to a site,
    It's time to go back to the dorm;
    But if I could stay here all night,
    I could submit their Web form.
    The network is slowly dying,
    And, I fear, we're still denying,
    But as long as Sprint is the way to go,
    Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

    The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful, But on campus, it's so delightful, Our packets have nowhere to go, Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.It doesn't show signs of stopping, All our packets, our hosts are dropping;Bandwidth is turned way down low, Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.When we finally connect to a site, It's time to go back to the dorm;But if I could stay here all night, I could submit their Web form.The network is slowly dying, And, I fear, we're still denying, But as long as Sprint is the way to go, Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

    The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful, But on campus, it's so delightful, Our packets have nowhere to go, Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow. It doesn't show signs of stopping, All our packets, our hosts are dropping; Bandwidth is turned way down low, Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow. When we finally connect to a site, It's time to go back to the dorm; But if I could stay here all night, I could submit their Web form. The network is slowly dying, And, I fear, we're still denying, But as long as Sprint is the way to go, Net is slow, net is slow, net is slow.

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