Size Jokes

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    Headache

    Hot 1 year ago

    Joe was moderately successful in the career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help.
    After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. "The good news is I can cure your headaches, the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
    Joe was shocked and depressed, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. After the operation, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He walked past a men's clothing store and more...

    Women and mathematics

    Hot 1 year agoby Kria

    Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
    A: Because men keep telling them that this...

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    ... is 12 inches.

    Size of an Infant's

    Hot 1 year ago

    Jim decided to propose to Sandy. But prior to her acceptance, Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts the maturity of a 12 year old's.

    He stated that it was okay, because he loved her so much. However, Jim felt this was the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said, "I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant's, and I hope you can deal with that once we are married."

    She said, "Yes. I will marry you and learn to live with your infant- sized penis."

    Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Jim rushed Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another. As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told more...

    Radical Solution
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    Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help.
    After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem.
    "The good news is I can cure your headaches... The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
    Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he has anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
    When he left the hospital, his mind was clear, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down more...

    Gujarath

    Hot 5 years ago

    A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US. It was sent by one of their daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it.
    When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:
    Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsha:
    I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her last wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry,
    I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.
    You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 12 cans of cheese,
    10 packets of Toblerone chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you.
    On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan.
    There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
    Ba is wearing 6 American T-shirts. The large size is more...

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