"Mothers Dead Body" joke

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A GUJJU FAMILY IN GUJARAT WAS PUZZLED WHEN THE COFFIN OF THEIR DEAD MOTHER ARRIVED FROM THE US. IT WAS SENT BY ONE OF THE DAUGHTERS.
THE DEAD BODY WAS SO TIGHTLY SQUEEZED INSIDE THE COFFIN, WITH NO SPACE LEFT IN IT. WHEN THEY OPENED THE LID, THEY FOUND A LETTER ON TOP, WHICH READ AS FOLLOWS:
DEAR BROTHERS AND SISTERS,
I AM SENDING OUR MOTHER'S BODY TO YOU, SINCE IT WAS HER WISH THAT SHE SOULD BE CREMATED IN THE COMPOUND OF OUR ANCESTRAL HOME IN GUJRAT. SORRY, I COULD NOT COME ALONG AS ALL OF MY PAID LEAVES ARE CONSUMED.
YOU WILL FIND INSIDE THE COFFIN, UNDER BA'S BODY, 12 CANS OF CHEESE, 10 PACKETS OF CHOCOLATES AND 8 PACKETS OF BADAM. PLEASE DIVIDE THESE AMONG ALL OF YOU.
ON BA'S FEET YOU WILL FIND A NEWPAIR OF REEBOK SHOES (SIZE 10) FOR MOHAN. ALSO, THERE ARE 2 PAIRS OF SHOES FOR RADHA'S AND LAKSHMI'S SONS.
HOPE THE SIZES ARE CORRECT. BA IS WEARING 6 AMERICAN T-SHIRTS. THE LARGE SIZE IS FOR MOHAN AND THE OTHERS ARE FOR MY NEPHEWS. JUST DISTRIBUTE THEM AMONG YOURSELVES. THE 2 NEW JEANS THAT BA IS WEARING ARE FOR THE BOYS.
THE SWISS WATCH THAT REENA WANTED IS ON BA'S LEFT WRIST.
SHANTA AUNTY, BA IS WEARING THE NECLACE, EARRINGS AND RING THAT YOU ASKED FOR. PLEASE TAKE THEM.
THE 6 WHITE COTTON SOCKS THAT BA IS WEARING MUST BE DIVIDED AMONG MY TEENAGER NEPHEWS.
PLEASE DISTRIBUTE ALL THESE UNIFORMLY AND IF ANYTHING MORE REQUSIRED LET ME KNOW, SINCE OUR BAPPA IS ALSO NOT KEEPING WELL NOWADAYS.

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