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    Knock Knock

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    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Omelet!
    Omelet who?
    Omelet'in you kiss me!

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Omelet.
    Omelet who?
    Omelet smarter than I look! Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Omelet!
    Omelet who?
    Omelet'in you kiss me!

    Once upon a time, in a kingdom not far from here, a King summoned two of
    his advisors for a test. He showed them both a shiny metal box with two
    slots in the top, a control knob and a lever.
    "What do you think it is," he asked.
    One advisor, an Engineer, answered first. "It is a toaster," he said.
    The King then asked, "How would you design an embedded computer for it?"
    The Engineer replied, "Using a four-bit microcontroller. I would write a
    simple program that reads the darkness knob and quantizes its position to
    one of sixteen shades of darkness: from snow white to coal black. The
    program would use that darkness level as the index to a sixteen-element
    table of initial timer values. Then it would turn on the heating elements
    and start the timer with the initial value selected from the table. At the
    end of the timer delay it would turn off the heat and pop up the toast.
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