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    1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
    2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
    3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
    4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
    5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
    6. Bring cheerleaders.
    7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester more...

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    1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say,
    "oh geez, better get cracking," and do some gibberish work. Turn it in
    a few minutes early.
    2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming, "Andre, Andre, I've got the
    secret documents!!"
    3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long
    answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative.
    Use the intregral symbol.
    4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left
    nostril.
    5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your
    answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO
    sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the
    instructor is.
    6. Bring cheerleaders.
    7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say
    to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to more...

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    If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
    Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
    Is there another word for synonym?
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