Notorious Jokes

Producers have decided to make a movie chronicling the life and death of influential Hip–Hop artist, Notorious B.I.G

....... Tupac Shakur is slated to make the soundtrack.

Perhaps the most notorious drunk Perhaps the most notorious drunk of all was the one who saw the billboard that read, "Drink Canada Dry." He went there and did.

A notorious tiger was on the prowl, terrorizing a village. So the villagers held a high level meeting to put down this tiger menace. A brave Sardarji stood up twisting his moustache and flexing his muscles, "I can tackle this maneater single-handed," he boasted. "Give me a cowhide and remember," he roared, "not a single soul should venture out tonight. Leave the rest to me." Now, disguised as a cow he stood as a bait waiting to ambush the tiger. Hours passed; suddenly the villagers heard someone screaming in great agony. They all dashed to the spot, only to find the Sardarji lying on the ground groaning and bleeding profusely. One of them asked the Sardarji, "What's the matter? Did you manage to kill the Tiger?" Already the villagers had begun shouting, "Sardarji jindabad, Sardarji jindabad."
"Stop, you idiots, traitors," he screamed. "Tell me first whose bull was it, whose bull was loose tonight!"

Four men were stabbed at a New York City nightclub at an after-party for the film premiere of "Notorious" about rapper Biggie Smalls. Police later said they were stabbed because "We were out of bullets."