Nike Jokes / Recent Jokes

Nike has confiscated a tape of a college player dunking on LeBron James to help one of their athletes save face. No word yet on what they plan to do with ten million copies of Kazaam.

Tiger woods and his wife Elin announced the birth of their son Charlie Axel Woods Sunday February 8, 2009. Woods said all are doing great, and thanked all the doctors, nurses, and the Nike officials who got to cut the umbilical cord. Nike used the event to launch their new line of infant wear with the new slogan, “Just do do!”

Two friends..........."
Two guys were walking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger that
looked both hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and
pulled out a pair of Nike.
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to makeyou run faster than that tiger?"
First one replied: I don't have to run faster than the tiger,
Second One: Then????
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"I just have to run faster than you"

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Interesting Facts
*The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
* The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.
* Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.
* Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
* David Prowse, was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know that he was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie.
* Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.
* In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
* Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
* February 1865 is the only month in more...