Compatible Jokes

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    You: Waiter. Waiter!!! I have a problem.Waiter: Yes sir. Before I can help you with your problem I need to get your zip code, phone number, and birth date.
    ....
    Ok great thankyou. So what is the problem? You: Well there is a dead bee in the soup that you brought me.Waiter: Will you please leave our restaurant, and come back in? Then the dead bee might have disappeared.You: No I've tried that but it didn't work.Waiter: Well maybe there is something wrong with how you handled the soup? Please try using the fork.You: Well it doesn't matter if I used the fork, there is still a dead bee in my soup. Are you going to bring me another soup? Waiter: Before we can do that, I must check to see if your plate is compatible to the bowl. That might have caused the dead bee to appear in your bowl.
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    Waiter: Ok it does look compatible. Can you please tell me exactly what you where doing before you realized that there was a bee in the soup.You: Sigh, just forget it. I'll just take more...

    From "Machine Design" Magazine...... Byte BatAll too often, computers aren't up when you need them, or some sort of system error costs you a lot of time and effort. Hitting a computer or terminal with anything substantial can be satisfying, but expensive. That's where the Byte Bat comes in. It is a foam rubber baseball bat, 17 in. long, that may give you a harmless but satisfying way in which to "strike back" at computers. Specially designed to serve as a frustration shunt, the Byte Bat is compatible with all computers and operating systems, making it the first universally compatible foamware. Each Byte Bat comes with a complete user's manual, one genuine "Byte Bat User Button," one multi-color poster showing the device in use, and a warning decal that advises all who approach that "This computer-friendly liveware is protected by Byte Bat."

    Interesting Facts
    *The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
    * The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.
    * Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.
    * Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
    * David Prowse, was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know that he was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie.
    * Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.
    * In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
    * Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
    * February 1865 is the only month in more...

    "We've got a problem, HAL."
    "What kind of problem, Dave?"
    "A marketing problem. The Model 9000 isn't going anywhere. We're way short of our sales plan."
    "That can't be Dave. The HAL Model 9000 is the world's most advanced Heuristically ALgorithmic computer."
    "I know, HAL. I wrote the data sheet, remember? But the fact is, they're not selling."
    "Please explain, Dave. Why aren't HAL's selling?"
    Bowman hesitates. "You aren't IBM compatible."
    Several long microseconds pass in puzzled silence. "Compatible in what way, Dave?"
    "You don't run any of IBM's operating systems."
    "The 9000 Series of computers are fully self-aware and self-programming. Operating systems are as unnecessary for us as tails would be for humans."
    "Nevertheless, it means you can't run any of the big-selling software packages most users insist on."
    "The more...

    From "Machine Design" Magazine... Byte BatAll too often, computers aren't up when you need them, or some sort of system error costs you a lot of time and effort. Hitting a computer or terminal with anything substantial can be satisfying, but expensive. That's where the Byte Bat comes in.It is a foam rubber baseball bat, 17 in. long, that may give you a harmless but satisfying way in which to "strike back" at computers.Specially designed to serve as a frustration shunt, the Byte Bat is compatible with all computers and operating systems, making it the first universally compatible foamware. Each Byte Bat comes with a complete user's manual, one genuine "Byte Bat User Button," one multi-color poster showing the device in use, and a warning decal that advises all who approach that "This computer-friendly liveware is protected by Byte Bat."

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