Morron Jokes / Recent Jokes
Morron " when i was eight years old i fell down from a tree and got hurt. Idiot " how much old are you now?" morron " thirty." idiot " when you fell you were not dead" morron kept thinking for a long time then he replied, "oh! Yaar when this incident happened i was very small so i cannot recollect"
One morron's chinese friend is on his deathbed. Santa goes to visit him. Chinese: chi chooo min fi chooo! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and then the chinese friend dies.) Morron goes to china to find out the meaning of these mysterious words. What he finds out is quite amazing! !! Chi chooo min fi chooo means "hey u! ! Ur standing on top of my oxygen pipe idiot!!!"
One day, banta finds morron crying. He asks morron, "what happened?". Morron says,"day before yesterday, my uncle died and left me with rs. 1, 00, 00, 000." banta says,"that should make you happy." morron says,"that's not the whole story. Yesterday, another uncle died and left me rs. 2, 00, 00, 000 and i have only two uncles".
Morron was driving his mercedes at a furious pace and suddenly hits the car ahead, a maruti, and both come to a complete halt. The maruti's driver, dumbo is furious. He steps out of his car and moves towards morron. He makes a circle on the road and asks morron to stand inside it and dares him to step out of it. He pulls out a rod and breaks the bonnet of the mercedes. He looks back at morron and finds him laughing cunningly. This makes him even more furious and goes about breaking all the windows of the expensive car. Again looking back he finds morron laughing! His anger peaking, dumbo smashes whatever part of the mercedes he can lay hands on. Yet again morron is found smiling. Frustated and tired, dumbo finally asks morron, "what's the matter with you? I have completely torn apart your car and you continue to smile, what's wrong with you?" morron replies, "well, you didn't know... You see, everytime you turned to smash my car, i stepped out of the circle!"
Morron buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. Morron says, "i want my 20 lakhs. The man replied, "no, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks." morron said, "oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and i want it." again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks. Morron, furious with the man, screams out, "look, i want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then i want my five rupees back!"
Once a morron was taking four dogs for walking. a man comes to him and ask "what are the names of our dogs?". sardarji reply's "surjit singh, santa singh, banta singh, gabar singh." he reply's. so the man asks "what is your name?"so the morron replys "my name is tommy".
Once morron bought a car. he planned to go to amritsar from chandigarh. he reaches very early there. then after a week he rings his mother and inform her that he would be reaching chandigarh that night itself but he couldn't reach at the right time. after 5 days when he reaches home her mother asked why was he so late. so morron replied that these car companies have no brain. thy provide 5 gears for going front but only 1 gear to go back.