Chi Jokes

Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi: Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.

It could be considered the ultimate test of ones manhood. Two Taiwanese Chi Kung experts set a world record by pulling an 11-ton truck with their penises. Hundreds of enthusiastic spectators watched as the two masters performed the test of strength in preparation for plans to pull an airplane in the same way. According to Chi Kung master Tu Chin Sheng, students of this particular martial art can hang up to 200 kilograms from their manhood. Sheng also added that this is a great way to strengthen your sexual performance.

One morron's chinese friend is on his deathbed. Santa goes to visit him. Chinese: chi chooo min fi chooo! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and then the chinese friend dies.) Morron goes to china to find out the meaning of these mysterious words. What he finds out is quite amazing! !! Chi chooo min fi chooo means "hey u! ! Ur standing on top of my oxygen pipe idiot!!!"