Circle Jokes

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    The Seven-Ten Cap

    Hot 1 year agoby Dima&Kate

    A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap.
    All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?"
    She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost and some how and I need a new one."
    "What kind of a car is it on?" the clerk asked.
    "It's a Toyota."
    "Okay lady, how big is it?"
    She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.
    The clerk asks, "What does it do?"
    "I don't know, but its always been there."
    By now, the manager has come over. He hands the lady a note pad and asks her if she could draw a picture of it. The customer carefully draws a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter. In the center she writes "710."
    The guys behind the counter, who are looking at the drawing upside down, can barely control their laughter as the boss walks to a shelf, grabs an OIL cap and puts in on the more...

    Mick & Moe

    Hot 1 year ago

    Mick and Moe were arrested for smoking dope; they appeared in court on Friday. After hearing the charges against them, the judge said, "You seem like nice young men.... and this is your first offense. I'm going to give you both a second chance. Rather than wasted time in jail, you could be of great value to our community. Go out this weekend and explain to others the evils of drug use.... try to convince them to give up drugs forever! Be back in this same courtroom on Monday at 9 o'clock sharp."
    Monday, the two reappeared before the judge. "How did you do over the weekend?" he asked of Mick. "Well, Sir, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
    "Seventeen! That's wonderful!" What did you tell them?" asked the judge. "I used a diagram, your Honor," explained Mick. "I drew two circles; I told them' the big circle is your brain before drugs; the small circle is your brain after drugs.' "
    "That's more...

    Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the
    weekly collection they kept for themselves. The first priest
    explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back
    and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle
    he kept and what landed outside the circle god kept.
    The second priest claimed that his method was almost the same,
    except that what landed outside the circle went to the priest and the
    money that landed inside the circle god kept.
    The rabbi said, "I've got you both beat. I throw the money
    into the air and what god wants, god takes."

    A Russian and a Pollack

    Hot 5 years ago

    A Russian and a Pollack get into a car accident. They are yelling at each
    other saying that it was the other guys fault. Finally the Pollack says:
    Your right its my fault. go ahead and call the police and just get it over with.
    The Russian says:
    No, im going to do what we do in my country.
    The Pollack says:
    Well what is that?
    The Russian says:
    Well you have to sit in a circle and not get out of it no matter what happens.
    The pollack says:
    Ok ill do it.
    So the pollack goes and sits in a circle in the middle of the road, the
    Russian pulls out a pocket knife and slashes the guys tires. He turned
    around and saw that the Pollack was laughing, and that made him mad, so he
    got out his crowbar and smashed all the guys windows. He turned around and
    the guy was laughing even harder. This made him even madder so he took out
    a can of gas and torched the guys car, when he turned around the Pollack
    was rolling around on the ground more...

    Blonde Car Accident

    Hot 4 years ago

    One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

    The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

    He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

    Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

    The blonde started laughing.

    This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

    This time the blonde laughed even harder.

    Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

    The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

    The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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