Moron Jokes / Recent Jokes
From "Little Moron' Stories" by Ernest W. Baughman, 'Hoosier Folklore Bulletin' 1943. - Quoted in B.A. Botkin (ED) A Treasury of American Folklore, Newyork: Crown Publishers, 1944.
Little moron was painting the house when another one came up and said, "Got a good hold on that brush?"
"Yep."
"Well, if you are sure you got a good hold on that brush I'll borrow your ladder for a second."
"O.K. but don't keep it long. The handle of this paint brush is kind of slippery."
Little moron's wife send him down town after a bucket of ice. He came back with a pail of water. "I got this for half price because it was melted."
Little moron took two slices of bread and went down and sat on the street corner waiting for the traffic jam. A big truck came along and gave him a jar.
Q: Why did the little moron go to the lumber yard?
A: To look for his draft board.
There was a big moron and a little moron, sitting on a ledge. The big moron fell off. Why?
Because the little moron was a little more on.
Why was the moron hitting his head against the wall?
Because it felt so good when he stopped!
What do you call 12 morons at the bottom of a pool?
An air pocket!
Why did the moron drive his truck off the bridge?
He wanted to check his airbrakes!
How many morons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3...one to hold the bulb, and 2 to turn the chair!
Why did the moron open the refrigerator door?
He wanted to see the salad dressing!
How do you confuse a moron?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner!
After my 11 year old son did something really dumb, I called him a "moron." He looked at he like he was saying,
"Dad, do you know anything?"
He finally said "Dad I looked 'moron' up in the dictionary and the definition of it is 'a person who has the intelligence of a 12 year old.' Thanks Dad, you just gave me a compliment!"
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!