Moma Jokes / Recent Jokes
your moma is so fat that when she tried out for baseball sha made it for the Sanforsisco Giants
your moma is so ugly whene she looked in the mirrer the mirrer ran away
your moma so fat that she uses all of mexcio as a tanning bed
Your moma so stupid that when she got locked in a grocery store she staved.
your momma's like a toilet fat, ugly, smells like shit and gets used 24/7
yo moma's like a match always gets hot
your momma's so fat that when she got on the back of a bus it pulled its front wheels up
your momma's so hairy it looks like shes got bob marley in a headlock
your momma's like a bedsheet always gets laid
your moma's like a bowling ball gets fingered goes down the ale and comes back for more
your moma's so fat she makes the whales jealous
your momma's so ugly she makes michael jackson luk like jenifer lopez
your moma's so fat she makes the whales luk like a tic tac
your moma's seen more pricks than akiu puncture
A your moma is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and she'll
rack your balls.
Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow. And some of these might get their own category some day.
when yo momma was born her ma said ""wow! what a treasure!"" and yo dad said ""ya lets bury it!""
yo momma is so skinny she swallowed a marble and looked 6 months preganant
yo momma is so special she could be in the special olympics
yo momma's so small she committed suicide by jumping of the curb!
yo moma so short that she plays hide-and-seek in the grass
yo moma so small i told her to do something creative with her life and she climbed over a speed bump.
Yo mamma is so cross-eyed that she sits in the front porch to watch the kids play in the backyard.