Your Moma is so poor when I saw her wobbling down the strret with one shoe, I hollered-"lost a shoe", and she said-"Nope... just found one..."
Your moma is like a brick dirty on both sides and laid by mexicans.
yo mama is so poor i lit a ciggarette and she sang "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord we now got heat."
yo moma so poor i saw her kicking a trash can down the street i said what are you doing and she said moving
yo moma so poor i steped on a cigarette in her house and she said who turned off the lights.
your mama is so poor when you walk in the front door you're walking out the back.
yo momma so poor I stepped on a penny in your front yard and she yelled out
the window, "Get off my life savings!"
Your Moma is so fat, when she went to KFC and ordered a bucket of chicken and they asked what size, she said the one on the roof!
Your moma is so fat I got lost walking around her