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Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs.
A guy is having breakfast when his wife comes on down and is mad as hell at him. He asks why she's mad... She says that she found a piece of paper with the name MARILU on it... He pauses and says: Honey that is a tip on a horse that ran last week at the track when he went with his friends, she calms down somewhat. Next morning she comes down really mad this time and starts slapping him he asks what the hell got her so mad this time; she says THE HORSE JUST CALLED YOU.
Gilchrist and Sangakkara
The ICC 2007 World Cup final between Sri Lanka and Australia is now history and another traingular series of matches coming ahead.
There has been loads of articles published, wide range of views expressed and many postmortems by various individuals, including past and present cricketers held.
I have been carefully reading all the stuff, including our own' on-the-spot' reports filed by veteran cricket writer Dr. Elmo Rodrigopulle, the only Sri Lankan English journalist to cover the entire tournament.
Whilst thinking of all those action paced episodes from the Caribbean for nearly two months, I had a dream.
Yes! That was a dream final.
Sri Lanka captain Mahela Jayawardena won the toss and elected to bat first in a final curtailed to 38 overs per side due to morning rain. Sri Lanka made a commanding total of 281 for 4 in their allocated 38 overs. The architect of the massive Lankan total was none other than wicket keeper batsman more...
Their Weare 3 Friens Somebody Nobody And Mad Ones Upon A Time Somebody Fight With Nobody Then Mad Phone Police And Said
Somebady Is Fighting With Nobody Then The Police Asked Are You Mad Then He Told How Did You Guess?
Q. Why cant men get mad cow disease? A. Because theyre all pigs.
Teacher: There Is A Frog, Ship Is Sinking, Potatoes Cost Rs 3/Kg. Then, What Is My Age? Student: 32 Yrs.
Teacher: How Do You Know?
Student: Well, My Sister Is 16 Yrs Old And She Is Half Mad.
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.
One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night!
She went on and on and wouldn’t stop!
The other Buddy says when my wife goes off on me I just don’t listen.
How do you do that? Says the other.
It’s easy! I turn off the light!