Lamfrey Jokes

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    1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
    2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
    3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.
    4. Get in the shower. Look for facecloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
    5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
    6. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
    7. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
    8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw.
    9. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
    10. Rinse more...

    How To Shower Like A Woman...
    * Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according
    to lights and darks.
    * Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see your
    boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush
    to the bathroom.
    * Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut
    so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting
    fat.
    * Get in shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long
    loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
    * Wash you hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added
    vitamins.
    * Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added
    vitamins.
    * Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced
    with natural crocus oil. Leave on for 15 minutes.
    * Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
    until red and raw.
    * Wash entire rest of body more...

    Take off the fourteen layers of clothing you put on this morning because there was a distinct chill in the air due to the temperature dropping below 73ºF.
    Carefully fold each item, and place in clothes hamper.
    Walk to bathroom. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh immediately.
    Look at your womanly figure in the mirror, and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you¹re getting fat.
    Position the shower nozzle pointing away from you, and turn on the water.
    Get into the shower, once you have found it through all that steam.
    Look for face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
    Wash your hair once with Cucumber & Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
    Wash your hair again with Cucumber & Lamfrey Shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
    Wash your hair once again (just to make sure) with Cucumber & Lamfrey Shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
    Condition your more...

    1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
    2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
    3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.
    4. Get in the shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
    5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
    6. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
    7. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
    8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red and raw.
    9. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
    10. Rinse conditioner off hair (take more...

    How To Shower Like a Woman
    How To Shower Like a Man
    Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
    lights and darks.
    Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband
    along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
    Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so
    that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.
    Get in the shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah,
    wide loofah and pumice stone.
    Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added
    vitamins.
    Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added
    vitamins.
    Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with
    natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
    Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red
    and raw.
    Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut more...

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