Vitamins Jokes

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    1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
    2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
    3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.
    4. Get in the shower. Look for facecloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
    5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
    6. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
    7. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
    8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw.
    9. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
    10. Rinse more...

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    1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to bathroom. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat. 4. Get in the shower. Look for facecloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. 6. Wash your hair again with cucumber and aloe vera shampoo with 83 added vitamins. 7. Condition your hair with cucumber and aloe vera conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes. 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red raw. 9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. 10. Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least 15 minutes more...

    How To Shower Like A Woman...
    * Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according
    to lights and darks.
    * Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see your
    boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush
    to the bathroom.
    * Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut
    so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting
    fat.
    * Get in shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long
    loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
    * Wash you hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added
    vitamins.
    * Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added
    vitamins.
    * Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced
    with natural crocus oil. Leave on for 15 minutes.
    * Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
    until red and raw.
    * Wash entire rest of body more...

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