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If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A fur coat!

Jane: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days?
Wayne: No. Why?
Jane: Well, your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday.

ONE DAY AT SCHOOL JANE SAW JOHN CARRYING AN APPLE. "WHY ARE U CARRYING AN APPLE TO SCHOOL?,"SHE ASKED. "HAVE U HEARD OF THE SAYING AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY?,"JOHN ASK HER. "YAH, BUT WHY?," JANE ASKED AGAIN. "I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHETHER IT WORK FOR TEACHERS TOO,"JOHN ANSWERED.

What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
An elephant is grey.
What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
"Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colorblind)

Jane calls the doctor in a panic. "Doctor, doctor! My little Jimmy swallowed a dozen aspirin. What should I do?"The doctor asked Jane, "Are you sure it was a dozen?"The frantic mother says, "Absolutely! Doctor, I'm scared to death!"The doctor tells the mother, "Calm down. Is little Jimmy crying?"Jane says "No.""Is he sleeping?" asks the doctor."No." says Jimmy's mom.The doctor goes on with routine questions, "Is his color funny?"Again Jane says "No.""Did Jimmy throw up?" asks the methodical doctor."No." says the worried mom. "But I'm so scared. All that aspirin...shouldn't I do something?"To which the doctor says, "Try giving him a headache."

Here's a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:
Dear GOD: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have? - Jane
Dear GOD: Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry
Dear GOD: If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. - Mickey
Dear GOD: I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. - Nan
Dear GOD: In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane
Dear GOD: I read the Bible. What does "beget" mean? Nobody will tell me. - Love, Alison
Dear GOD: Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? - Lucy
Dear GOD: Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? Anita
Dear GOD: Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it more...

What is the difference between en elephant and a plum? An elephant is grey. What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?" Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colorblind)