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    Janet was a first time contestant on the $65,000 television quiz show. So far, luck was on her side since she had gained a substantial lead over her opponents. She had even managed to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show's host could ask her the big question.
    Janet agreed to return the following day and was extremely nervous as her husband drove them home.
    "I just have to win tomorrow," she said, "I really wish I knew what the answer is! You realize I'm not going to be able to sleep at all tonight and will probably look horrible tomorrow."
    "Relax, honey," her husband, Robert, said reassuringly. "Everything's going to be fine."
    Minutes after they arrived home, Robert grabbed the car keys and started to head out the door. "Where are you going?" Janet asked.
    "I have one small errand to run," Robert replied. "I should be back soon."
    After an agonizing two hour more...

    A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched the man with an erect penis. The professor commented, "Oh, no, I wanted it the other way." She replied, "What other way?"

    Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who told racy stories
    during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he
    started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in
    protest. The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before
    class the following day; so he bided his time. Then, halfway through
    the lecture, he began, "They say there is quite a shortage of
    prostitutes in France - " The girls looked at one another, arose and
    started for the door. "Young ladies," said the professor with a broad
    smile, "the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon."

    1 You have ever said "Netter is god".
    2 You can discuss autopsy/ anatomy over a meal
    3 You own a 4 color pen
    4 -it just isn`t enough colors for you
    5 You use more than one color to take notes
    6 You have use up more than 6 highlighters in the past 6 months
    7 you have ever highlighted something YOU wrote
    8 you retype handouts given in class
    9 you haven`t had a date in 3 months
    10 you haven`t had a date since entering med school
    11 you have not been able to remember the normal term for
    something because you were thinking of the medical term (ie
    reflux for heartburn)
    12 You get more sleep in lecture than at home
    13 You know the correct spelling for pruritus
    14 - you also know what it means
    15 You have ever asked a question in class
    16 - The prof. didn`t understand the question
    17 - you didn`t believe the answer the prof. gave
    18 - you went to look it up to see if they were more...

    Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny. This is where you come from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny." "Why?" one asked. Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd."

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