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    10 Question Quiz

    Hot 6 months ago

    (Passing requires 4 correct answers...)
    1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
    2) Which country makes Panama hats?
    3) From which animal do we get catgut?
    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
    5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
    6) The Canary Islands in the Atlantic are named after what animal?
    7) What was King George VI's first name?
    8) What color is a purple finch?
    9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
    10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
    Quiz Answers:
    1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
    2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
    3) From which animal do we get catgut? Sheep and Horses
    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November
    5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
    6) The Canary Islands in the Atlantic are named after what animal? Dogs
    7) What was King George VI's more...

    Game Show Contestant

    Hot 5 years ago

    Janet was a first time contestant on the $65,000 television quiz show. So far, luck was on her side since she had gained a substantial lead over her opponents. She had even managed to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show's host could ask her the big question.
    Janet agreed to return the following day and was extremely nervous as her husband drove them home.
    "I just have to win tomorrow," she said, "I really wish I knew what the answer is! You realize I'm not going to be able to sleep at all tonight and will probably look horrible tomorrow."
    "Relax, honey," her husband, Robert, said reassuringly. "Everything's going to be fine."
    Minutes after they arrived home, Robert grabbed the car keys and started to head out the door. "Where are you going?" Janet asked.
    "I have one small errand to run," Robert replied. "I should be back soon."
    After an agonizing two hour more...

    A feminist quiz

    Hot 1 year agoby Kria

    Q. What's the first question during a feminist quiz night
    A. What you looking at?

    Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down.
    ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color
    If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
    If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.
    Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
    If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
    Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, or the shotgun formation.
    Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
    Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're never going to think of it that way.
    When we have to go somewhere, absolutely more...

    1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, Put it down.3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! 5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear.6. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.7. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.8. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.9. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.10. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is more...

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