A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice yells over to the female side: "I got 12 inches over here you would love to have." The female response was: "Well, spit it out it isn't yours."
Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," the man began, "I can explain.""Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.""But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.""Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
Ok there were three girls a blonde, burnet, and a red head.They all escaped from jail.Finnaly the police caught them.The police had all of them cornered on a wall.The policeman says ready aim and the burnet says volcano, all the policeman looked back and she got away.Once again the policeman says ready aim and the red head says earthquake all the policeman look back and she gets away, the policeman one more time says ready aim and the blonde says fire!!!