Irritated Jokes

Once upon a time in China, there was a wedding dinner. The dinner occupies only half the restaurant. The other half was occupied by some Caucasian tourists. As the wedding couples hop from table to table to toast the guests, the cheers of' GAN BEI' (happy & joyous drinking) gets louder and louder. One Caucasian gets more and more irritated as the couple get closer to him.' GAN BEI......... GAN......... BEI.........!!!' the cheers continued. Finally, the irritated Caucasian couldn't take it anymore. He stood up on his chair and shouted,' IF YOU CAN'T PAY, THEN LET ME PAY FOR U!'

Marriage (Part I)
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules.
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules.
Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)
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Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As more...

Once two people were flyin a plane. one was a white from america. after a while he asked a question to the other person: 1st
Person:"what ese are you?" the other one did not understand it. after sometime he asked him the same question,"what ese are
You?", the other man got angry and irritated and replied, what you just asked me makes no sense. so the aqmerican replied,"oh i
Just wanted to know if you are a chinese, japenese, vietnamese etc. he replied'japenese". then the japanese asked the
American, what key are u >?? The american did not understand, again he asked what key are you? the american got furious and
Irritated. the japanese cooly replied'i meant to say are you a donkey, monkey, yankee etc??"