Invisible Jokes

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    1. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
    2. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
    3. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
    4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
    5. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
    6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

    Dear Friends:
    Now that the holiday season has passed, please look into your heart to help those in need.
    Enron executives in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level... right here in the land of plenty. And, as if that weren't bad enough, they will be deprived of it as a result of the bankruptcy and current SEC investigation.
    For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day (that's less than the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help an Enron executive remain economically viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the problem, as it barely covers their per diem,... but it's a start!
    Almost $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to an Enron exec it could mean the difference between a vacation spent kissing political asses in DC, golfing in Florida or a Mediterranean cruise. For you, seven hundred dollars is nothing more than rent, a car note or mortgage more...

    Invisible Ink

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    How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

    Invisible Man

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    Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next!

    Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.

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