"Invisible Ink" joke

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next!

1. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
2. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
3. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
4. I more...