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    A Rotary visitor to Japan told a joke lasting 2 minutes.
    The interpreter then translated using only a few words. Everyone laughed. Afterwards the visitor asked the interpreter how he translated such a long joke so quickly.
    "Well, I didn't think they would get the point, so I said, "Our guest has just told a joke. Everyone please laugh."

    The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were' protecting.' Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for this job, figuring if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing. In his first week, the deaf collector picks up more than $40,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep the money, and stashes it in a safe place. The Mafia boss soon realizes the collection is late and sends some of his thugs after the deaf collector. The thugs drag the guy to an interpreter. The right-hand man says to the interpreter, "Ask him where da money is." The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?" The deaf collector signs, "I don't know what you're talking about." The interpreter tells the main man, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking abo ut." The main man pulls out a. 38 and places it in the ear of the deaf collector. more...

    The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police, they decided to use a deaf person for the job. That way, should he get caught, he would be unable to communicate to the police what he was doing.
    During his first week on the job, the deaf collector picks up over $60,000. He quickly becomes greedy, decides to keep the money and hides it in a safe place. Realizing that their collection is late, the mafia sends some of their hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the deaf man and ask him where the money is. Since the deaf collector is unable to communicate with them, they drag him to an interpreter.
    The mafia hood tells the interpreter, "Ask him where da money is." The interpreter signs "Where's the money?" to the deaf man.
    The deaf man signs back, "I don't know what you're talking about."
    The interpreter says to the hood, "He more...

    A population control program had been introduced to the island, but the doctors were having trouble getting the women to take their birth control pills. They decided, therefore, to concentrate on teaching the men to wear condoms.

    One of the men who came in had had eight children in eight years, and the doctor told him that he absolutely had to wear a sheath. He explained that as long as he wore it his woman could not have another baby. About a month later, the wife came in and she was pregnant. The doctor got very angry. He called the man in and gave him a long lecture through an interpreter. He asked the man why he hadn't worn the sheath.

    The interpreter said, "He swears he did wear it. He never took it off."

    The doctor shook his head. "In that case, ask him how in the heck his wife is pregnant again?"

    "He says," said the interpreter, "that after six days he had to pee so badly that he cut the end more...

    The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the
    private businesses that they were' protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job--if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was
    doing.

    Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over $50,000. He gets
    greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The mafia
    soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends some of their hoods
    after the deaf collector. The hoods find the deaf collector and ask him
    where the money is. The deaf collector can't communicate with them, so the
    mafia drags the guy to an interpreter.

    The mafia hood says to the interpreter, "Ask him where da money is."

    The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?"

    The deaf replies, "I don't know what you're talking more...

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