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    A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during the past 5 years he has been unable to obtain an erection. He feels just horrible because he is unable to have sex with his wife. He fears his wife may leave him for another man. Out of desperation the man has gone to every doctor and expert in the area. Despite numerous tests and suggested remedies, no reason for his impotence can be found and no cure has worked. The man decides to share his problem with his best friend. His best friend gets all excited and says, "I know who can help you! There is mystic and he was able to help someone else I know with the same problem! You must go see him!"So the man takes his friend's advice and goes to visit this curious mystic. The man explains his problem, the mystic looks him over and says, "Ah, yes, indeed I can offer a temporary cure." The man is just elated, he tells the mystic, "Whatever it is, please do it! I want to be able to have sex with my wife, more...

    Via AP News
    19 Year old Rebecca Sue Taylor of Charleston offered to sell her 5 month old baby for 10 grand to another woman after saying she was unable to bond with the infant and needed money for a new apartment.
    "Unable to bond with the infant".. oh ok... so she tried... how can you blame her. "Yeah, the baby just doesnt love me back... but he's in like-new condition... you can have him for 10 thousand, or best offer... free shipping... all sales final... I'll even through in his favorite teddy bear."

    ASTROLOGY: tells us about you and your future simply by your birthday. The Chinese Zodiac uses the year of your birth. Demographics tell us what you like, dislike, whom you vote for, what you buy, and what you watch on TV. Well, the Corporate Zodiac goes a step further: simply by your job title, people will have you all figured out...MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing, which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales.SALES: Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree," you are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with "customers" so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your golf game throughout your life.TECHNOLOGY: Unable to control anything in your personal more...

    Obviously you are unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts
    into your blighted and retarded world view.

    Instead of Astrological Signs, how about these .. What's Your Business
    Sign?
    Marketing
    You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid
    having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and
    socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now.
    Least compatible with Sales.
    Sales
    Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a
    degree."
    You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and
    begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with customers
    so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for
    your golf game throughout your life.
    Technology
    Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead
    content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace.
    Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying but who the hell can
    tell. It is written that Geeks more...

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