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    The Watchtower

    Hot 6 years ago

    A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island. The wife begins to lose interest in her husband and wishes on a star that she would find another man. The next day a man is washed on shore. He is very nice looking and finds immediate interest in the wife. The husband was very pleased that there was another man to help work.
    So they started on building a watchtower. The stranger and wife wanted to have mad passionate sex on the beach. So he tried to think of a plan. SO then the stranger offered to watch first from the watchtower. While the husband and wife worked, the stranger yelled, ''Hey! No screwing! Get back to work!''
    At this, the couple yelled back, ''We're not screwing!''
    A little while later the man again yelled out to them. And again the couple denied it. This happened several times during his shift up in the watchtower, and when his turn was over, the husband took over. With that, the stranger made love to the wife on the beach. The husband, watching, more...

    Student: J. Christ Form: III Term: 1
    SubjectGradeTeacher's Comment
    ReligionD
    To the question "Who made the world?" persisted in answering 'My
    dad'. Claims bible originated from the same source.
    EnglishD+
    Tends to speak and write in archaic forms and uses outmoded
    figures of speech.
    History A
    Excellent pupil of ancient and Religious History.
    Geography C-
    Assignment on 'Hot, dry lands' was excellent, but shows little
    interest in the rest. In geology, keeps talking about the Rock of
    Ages instead of the ages of Rock.
    Social StudiesB+
    Shows keen interest in social issues.
    MathematicsF
    Lacks basics. Keeps muttering about 'Three in one' and 'I and
    the father are one'.
    General ScienceD
    Lacks disipline - e.g., when asked to repeat the experiment for
    making hydrogen, claimed he knew a better way.
    Graphic CommunicationD
    Prefers to draw with a stick in the sand to pencil more...

    A maadu named Hariharan lived in New York city. Once he went to a bank to request a loan of $5000 as he was about to leave for a business trip to Europe. The bank agreed for the loan but asked for a guarantee. The maadu immediately handed the bank manager the keys to his brand new rolls royce that was parked downstairs. The bank people agreed and parked the rolls royce in their parking lot. The maadu took the $5000 and went to Europe. He returned after a week. The bank asked him $12.50 interest on the loan. The maadu payed the amount and the interest and was about to leave before the bank manager stopped him for a minute. The manager told the maadu that he was pleased to do business with the maadu but he also told that, 'sir, we checked your accounts and we came to know that you are a millionaire, then why did you borrow just $5000 from us?' the maadu replied,' it's not the $5000 that matter, what matters is that I couldn't have found a parking for my car in $12.50 for 1 week.'

    Human Interest Story

    Hot 6 years ago

    A young man graduated from the University of Alabama with a degree in journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper that hired him was to write a human interest story. Being from Alabama, he went back to the country to do his research.
    He went to an old farmer's house way back in the hills, introduced himself to the farmer, and proceeded to explain to him why he was there. The young man asked, "Has anything ever happened around here that made you happy?"
    The farmer thought for a minute and said, "Yep! One time one of my neighbor's sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. We all screwed it, then took it home."
    "I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of anything else that happened that made you or a lot of other people happy?"
    After another moment, the farmer said, "Yep! One time my neighbor's daughter, a real good lookin' gal, got lost. We formed a big posse that time and found her. After we more...

    Dear Abby,
    A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese? -
    -Curious
    Dear Abby,
    I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
    Dear Abby,
    I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
    Dear Abby,
    I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
    Dear Abby,
    Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
    Dear Abby,
    I more...

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