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How to be sure if someone is an Idiot? You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she: Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate. Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind. Gets stabbed in a shoot-out. Sends a fax with a stamp on it. Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin FREE LAYS! ” Tries to drown a fish. If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you’d get change. Thinks socialism means partying. Trips over a cordless phone. Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept. At the bottom of the application where it says SIGN HERE he put Sagittarius. ” Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Studies for a blood test and fails. Invents a solar powered flashlight. Sells the car for gas money. Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves. Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead. Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, Airport left, he turned around and went home.
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow
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yo momma's like a door knob, every one get a turn
yo momma's like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw
yo momma's like a light switch, easy to turn on
yo momma's like a tv, a two year old can turn her on.
yo momma is so desperate she told me that she would give me a blow job for a quarter.
yo momma is so horny she's on the fence sayin' here kitty kitty.
When I was born … the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father… I’m very sorry. We did everything we could … but he pulled through. I’m so ugly… My mother had morning sickness - after I was born. Once when I was lost….. I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, Do you think we’ll ever find them? He said, I don’t know kid … there are so many places they can hide. ” My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. I’m so ugly… I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking how big I’d get. I went to see my doctor… Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror … I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me? He said, I don’t know but your eyesight is perfect.
Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow. And some of these might get their own category some day.
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when yo momma was born her ma said ""wow! what a treasure!"" and yo dad said ""ya lets bury it!""
yo momma is so skinny she swallowed a marble and looked 6 months preganant
yo momma is so special she could be in the special olympics
yo momma's so small she committed suicide by jumping of the curb!
yo moma so short that she plays hide-and-seek in the grass
yo moma so small i told her to do something creative with her life and she climbed over a speed bump.
Yo mamma is so cross-eyed that she sits in the front porch to watch the kids play in the backyard.
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that. Bobby looked up and replied, Well, Ms. Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.