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A male pastor walked into a neighbourhood pub to use the toilet. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the toilet?"

The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."

"Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use the toilet!"

"Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there -- and she's only covered by a fig leaf!"

"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way!"

So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the toilet. After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again! He went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. When I came in here, the place was hopping with music and dancing. more...

A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a
neighborhood pub. The place was hopping with music and
dancing but every once in a while the lights would turn
off. Each time after the lights would go out the place
would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the
nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please
use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should. "
"Why not? " the nun asked.
"Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there, and his
most private part is covered only by a fig leaf. "
"Nonsense, " said the nun, "I'll just look the other way. "
So the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the
stairs, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few
minutes, she came back out, and the whole place was hopping
with music and dancing again. more...

Why was the farmer hopping mad? Because someone had trodden on his corn!

A male pastor entered a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people noticed him.
As the room quieted down he approached the bartender and asked, "May I use the restroom, please?"
"I really don't think that's a good idea," the bartender replied.
"Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use a restroom!"
"Well, I really don't think you should," insisted the bartender. "There's a statue of a naked woman in there and she's only covered by a fig leaf."
"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way!"
So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs and he proceeded to the restroom.
After a few minutes he came back out and the place was hopping with music and dancing again. He went to the bartender and said, "Excuse me, sir, but I don't understand. When I first came in here the place was more...

A brunette was hopping down the railroad tracks saying, "21! 21! 21!"
As she is doing this, a blonde sees her hopping. She decides it looks like fun, so she starts doing the same thing.
The blonde and brunette were still hopping and saying, "21! 21! 21!", when they heard a train whistle. The brunette jumped out of the way just in time, but the blonde got run over.
As soon as the train passed, the brunette got back on the tracks and started chanting, "22! 22! 22!"