Hilton Jokes / Recent Jokes

A recorded customer service call at Private Jet Services Inc., of a brief conversation with Paris Hilton was making the rounds internally until management deleted it. According to internal sources, Paris called the PJS service center and said "This is Paris Hilton. Can you tell me how long it will take to fly from Los Angeles to Las Vegas?" The agent replied, "Just a minute Miss Hilton." To which Paris replied "Wow that’s great! Thank you." and hung up.

Paris Hilton was arrested for DUI. Hilton was given a breathalizer test. Police reports indicate Hilton blew a 0.8 and both of the arresting officers.

Paris Hilton's new CD is considered a flop because it only sold 75,000 units in its first week. Sighed Hilton, "I'm confused. Moving 75,000 units in a week is how I got my record deal in the first place."

Los Angeles police are investigating a burglary at Paris Hilton's home they say left her bedroom ransacked and about $2 million in jewelry missing. The burglar is the first man to leave Paris Hilton's bedroom with valuable jewelry and no STD.

Paris Hilton was charged with a DUI. Hilton's publicist said, Hilton had only one drink and hadn't eaten all day...Also known as the Nicole Richie diet!

...Paris Hilton has filed suit against the National Enquirer after a reporter called her a "shithead". Hilton then immediately filed suit claiming "defecation of character."

The Hilton at the Dulles Airport was closed Saturday after 120 guests were sickened with a contagious disease. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton remains open.