Hilton Jokes / Recent Jokes
Paris Hilton was recently spotted making out with Barry Zito at a Hollywood hotspot. For those of you keeping score at home, Hilton has now worked her way through the entire alphabet.
A couple met at Hilton Head and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue the relationship after their vacations were over.
"It's only fair to warn you Jody." he said. "I'm a golf nut. I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf."
"Well, since you're being honest, so will I." Jody said. "I'm a hooker."
"I see." he said. Then brightening, he smiled. "It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."
Soccer star Ronaldo hooked up with Paris Hilton at a Hollywood nightclub. It's very easy to score when there's no opposition.
It was reported that Paris Hilton failed a field sobriety test.
I'm not sure why. (Not why it happened, but why it was reported.)
Wouldn't it be much more newsworthy if Paris Hilton passed any kind of test?
Unless you look at it from the perspective that this test came up negative for her.