Paris Hilton Jokes
Paris Hilton's new CD is considered a flop because it only sold 75,000 units in its first week. Sighed Hilton, "I'm confused. Moving 75,000 units in a week is how I got my record deal in the first place."
A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear immodest clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes. In related news, President Obama will be dispatching Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Pamela Anderson to Iran to destroy its nuclear facilities.
Paris Hilton told British newspaper The Sun, "If you see pictures of me out, I'm being paid." She then added, "Same goes for when you see me having sex."
Paris Hilton had to go to the emergency room on Tuesday for a tetanus shot after being bitten by Baby Luv, her pet kinkajou. It's like Mel Gibson always says, "Kinkajous are responsible for all the tetanus in the world."
Paris Hilton has taken a vow of celibacy for one year saying, "I'll kiss, but nothing else."
Thus, her vow of not doing anything requiring skill or talent continues.