Funny Letters Jokes / Recent Jokes

Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken.

His father wrote back saying,' In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles.'

Josh wrote back,' To tell the truth, I didn't think much of it either.

Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to?

Yes Mom.

Your handwriting seems very large.

Well, Grandma's very deaf, so I'm writing very loudly.

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?
They want to catch the last goal-post!

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?
By Bony Express.

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?
It's a dead letter day.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?
With love and hisses.