Auntie Jokes

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    Dad will die

    Hot 1 year ago

    A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.
    His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK?
    The son replies he is scared because he has dreamt that Auntie Susie had died.
    The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
    The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
    One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he has dreamt that his Grandfather had died. The father assures the son that Grandfather is fine and sends him to bed. The next day the Grandfather dies.
    One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he has dreamt that Daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed. The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is more...

    Lucky Santa !

    Hot 3 years ago

    Santa goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - Santa wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that his aunt had died. Santa assures the son that Auntie is fine and sends him to bed.
    The next day, Auntie dies. One week later, Santa again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - Santa again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that his grandmother had died. The father assures the son that she is fine and sends him to bed.
    The next day, grandmother dies. One week later, Santa again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare, he again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that his daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
    Santa goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, Santa is scared for his life- he more...

    One day, 15 year old Christy came home from shopping with her Auntie Kim and Auntie Flo.
    Christy says to her 6 year old sister, "Auntie Kim has bad taste, but Auntie Flo has good taste."
    Her sister then says, "How do you know? Have you bitten them before?"

    An elderly lady from a remote little town went to one of Philadelphia's most fashionable suburbs to visit her niece
    and husband. Nearby was a very well known golf course.On the second afternoon of her visit, the elderly lady went for a stroll. Upon her return, the young niece asked, "Well, Auntie, did you enjoy yourself?""Oh, yes, indeed," said Auntie, beaming. "Before I had walked very far, I came to some beautiful rolling fields.
    There seemed to be a number of people about, mostly men. Some of them kept shouting at me in a very eccentric manner, but I took no notice. There were four men who followed me
    for some time, uttering curious excited barking sounds. Naturally, I ignored them, too. Oh, by the way," she added, as she held out her hands, "I found a number of these
    curious little round white balls, so I picked them all up and brought them home hoping you could explain what they're all about."

    Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Auntie!
    Auntie who?
    Auntie glad to see me again!

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