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    Dad will die

    Hot 1 year ago

    A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.
    His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK?
    The son replies he is scared because he has dreamt that Auntie Susie had died.
    The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
    The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
    One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he has dreamt that his Grandfather had died. The father assures the son that Grandfather is fine and sends him to bed. The next day the Grandfather dies.
    One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he has dreamt that Daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed. The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is more...

    Lucky Santa !

    Hot 3 years ago

    Santa goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - Santa wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that his aunt had died. Santa assures the son that Auntie is fine and sends him to bed.
    The next day, Auntie dies. One week later, Santa again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - Santa again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that his grandmother had died. The father assures the son that she is fine and sends him to bed.
    The next day, grandmother dies. One week later, Santa again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare, he again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that his daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
    Santa goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified. The next day, Santa is scared for his life- he more...

    A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having
    a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son
    replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The
    father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
    The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
    One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him
    goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes
    his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had
    died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him
    to bed. The next day, granddaddy dies.
    One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him
    goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes
    his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died.
    The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
    The man goes to bed more...

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