Forecast Jokes / Recent Jokes

There are two types of economists:

- those who cannot forecast interest rattes, and

- those who do not know that they cannott forecast interest rates.

Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee
listening to the weather report coming over the radio.
"There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the
streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replies "Jeez, okay."
Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of
morning coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replies, "Jeez, okay."
Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of
coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..." and then the power went out and Ole didn't get the rest more...

Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out there?"
Kate: "I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."