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Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has donated $4,600 to the presidential campaign for John McCain. He's hoping McCain can get elected and pardon Pacman Jones.

JaMarcus Russell says it's been tough watching as his team plays without him. Because he's watching the Raiders.

The Oakland Raiders suspended receiver Jerry Porter for conduct detrimental to the team. Allegedly, Porter had started winning.

Australian Rules Football is, like the games of many countries, a game of spectator devotion. Kids are born as supporters of a team, and die that way. Especially Collingwood supporters.
For example: Friend of mine (yes, one of those sorts of jokes) went to the Grand Final one year. Couldn't find a seat. Went into the Collingwood stand, saw and old bloke sitting next to the empty seat. Went over to him.
"Excuse me, is this seat taken?"
"No, sit down mate"
"How come this seat was empty?"
"Oh I booked two seats, one for me and one for my wife"
"Is she ill or something?"
"No: actually she died last week"
"Oh sorry, I didn't mean to intrude on your grief"
"Its OK..."
"Why didn't you offer the seat to one of your workmates or family friends?"
"I would have done, but they're all at the funeral"

Seattle Seahawk Matt Hasselbeck revealed that he played eight games with broken fingers. Even sadder are the three games Tony Romo played with a broken heart.

As he struggles to win a major tennis tournament, Andy Murray has decided to get a new coach to help his cause as he's having trouble returning the ball back across the court.

If he wants to stop hitting the net, he may want to see if Fernando Torres can help him

Plaxico Burress attended an event for a New York charity. The charity was the Giants new offense.