"Hasselbeck Plays With Broken Fingers" joke
Seattle Seahawk Matt Hasselbeck revealed that he played eight games with broken fingers. Even sadder are the three games Tony Romo played with a broken heart.
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
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