Exhausted Jokes / Recent Jokes

The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped, exhausted.
His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word.
"My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?"
"It was terrible," her husband said, "The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking."

Murphy and his friend George go golfing together one Saturday morning, as they have done for 20 years straight.
Later that day, Murphy returns home exhausted, and plops down in the easy chair. His wife is concerned and asks if something went wrong with his game.
"No, no," he replied, "I had the best game I had in years! As a matter of fact, I started out the first three holes at 4 under par, including a hole-in-two on the 3rd."
"So why are you so beat?" his wife asked.
"Well, George had a heart attack and died on the 4th hole," he said.
"What??? And you're so exhausted from trying to save him, huh?"
"No, It was very quick and there was nothing anyone could've done. But after that, it was just hit the ball, drag George, hit the ball, drag George..."

The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped, exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. "My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?""It was terrible," her husband said, "The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking."

Newlyweds, Luke and Mary, spent their wedding night at a hotel.
The following morning, Mary's closest friend, Lynda, came over and asked them how their wedding night went.
"I'm so exhausted," Mary said. "All night long it was up and down, in and out, up and down, in and out."
Misunderstanding her, an embarrased Lynda was shocked that Mary would speak so crassly.
Luke clarified by adding:
"Don't ever get a room next to an elevator!"

The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his
chair before he dropped exhausted.
His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and
a comforting word. "My, you look tired," she said. "You must
have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so
exhausted?"
"It was terrible," her husband said. "The computer broke down
and all of us had to do our own thinking."