Sexual Jokes

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    Women and Toys

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    A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

    Sexual Quickes

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    The three words most hated by men during sex:' 'Are you done?'' The three words women hate to hear when having sex...''Honey, I'm home!''
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    Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
    A: 45 lbs.
    Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
    A: 45 minutes
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    Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
    A: Sexual harassment
    Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
    A: $3.99 a minute
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    One sperm says to the other,' 'How far is it to the ovaries?'' The other one says,' 'Relax. We just passed the tonsils.''
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    Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
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    Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
    A: The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
    Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?
    A: The sex is the same, but you get the remote.
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    Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, more...

    Sexual statistics

    Hot 1 year ago

    A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to a gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hello's and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Jewish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies, "Running-Bear Goldberg, nice to meet you."

    I was hard at work the other day and I was thinking to myself....

    If I had a girlfriend, would I still be "hard" at work?

    In efforts to keep with a great product line, we are now offering a new inexpensive Tampon. We know it won't be the best so our slogan will be as follows:

    Our Tampons may not be #1 but, we're still up there!

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