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    A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in Canada - you could get anything there.
    The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes, I was a salesman in the country" said the lad. The boss liked the look of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you when we close up."
    The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 o'clock came.
    The boss duly appeared and asked, "How many sales did you make today?"
    "One", said the young salesman. "Only one!" blurted the boss. Most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth?"
    "Three hundred thousand, three hundred and thirty-four dollars" said the young man. The boss was completely surprised. "How did you manage that?" asked the flabber-gasted boss.
    "Well", said the salesman, "this man came more...

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    A man was involved in a terrible accident which left his member mangled and torn from his body. The doctor assured him that modern medicine did make it possible for his manhood to be rebuilt, but since it was considered cosmetic surgery, his insurance would not cover the surgery.
    On hearing this, the man asked the doctor what the cost would be.
    "You have three choices," replied the doctor. "$4,000 for small, $7,000 for medium, and $15,000 for large."
    The man appeared pleased with this news, but couldn't decide whether he wanted the medium or the large. The doctor suggested that since the decision also affected the man's wife, he talk it over with her privately before making a final decision. The doctor then left the room to give the man some privacy while he phoned his wife to explain the options.
    When the doctor returned to the room, he found the man looking very depressed and staring into space.
    "Have you and your wife reached a more...

    A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in. The guy said, "Dude, thank goodness you showed up!" "I'm starving, and I need you to watch the counter for me for a few minutes, while I run across the street to get some lunch."The friend looked around the store, then looked back at his friend oddly. The guy said, "Dude, don't ask any questions, just sell it to em." The friend said, "Ok". So the guy left.A customer came in, and went up to the counter. She said, "I want a vibrator. What do you have?" The friend said, "We got red ones, white ones, black ones, big ones, little ones and medium sized ones." The lady said, "I'll take a little red one to carry in my bag." He sold it to her. Another woman walked in. She approached the counter and said, "I would like a vibrator, what do you have?" The friend replied, "Red, black or white, large, medium or small. The woman asked, more...

    A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there.
    The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?"
    "Yes, I was a salesman in the country" said the lad.
    The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you when we close up."
    The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 o'clock came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?".
    "One," said the young salesman.
    "Only one," blurted the boss, "Most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth?"
    "Three hundred thousand dollars," said the young man.
    "How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.
    "Well," said the salesman, "this man came in and I sold him a small fish more...

    A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there.The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?""Yes, I was a salesman in the country" said the lad.The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you when we close up."The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 o'clock came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?"."One," said the young salesman."Only one," blurted the boss, "Most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth?""Three hundred thousand dollars," said the young man."How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss."Well," said the salesman, "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really more...

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