1. Combating Stupidity
2. You, too, can do housework
3. PMS - Learn when to keep your mouth shut.
4. How to fill an ice tray
5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas - Give us money
6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am
7. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks")
8. Parenting - No, it doesn't end with conception
9. Get a life - learn to cook
10. How not to act like an jerk when you're obviously wrong 11.
11. Spelling - Even you can get it right
12. Understanding your financial incompetence
13. You - The Weaker Sex
14. Reasons to give flowers
15. How to stay awake after sex
16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom
17. Garbage - Getting it to the curb
18. You can fall asleep without "It" if you really try
19. The morning dilemma if "It's" awake. Take a shower
20. I'll wear it if I more...
Feeling stressed out? Try some of these relaxation techniques...
Jam some tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
(This one is great to teach family members!)
Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
(This one is guaranteed to keep cats and men occupied for awhile.)
Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa bill.
(Even better if you call after doing it and say you didn't authorize it and want to know what the hell is going on!)
Take a box of condoms up to the check-out counter and ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are.
(If she's really attractive, be sure to ask if assistance in available.)
Put your kid's clothes on backwards, and send him/her off to school as if nothing's wrong.
(Creativity is a real possibility here - especially if you put a dress on your son.)
Dance naked in front of your pets.
(Not recommended for anyone who has a pet Gorilla!)
Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal more...
New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women:
1... Combating Stupidity
2... You, Too, Can Do Housework
3... PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
4... How to Fill an Ice Tray
5... We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money
6... Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am
7... Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks")
8... Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception
9... Get a Life: Learn to Cook
10... How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong
11... Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right
12... Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13... You: The Weaker Sex
14... Reasons to Give Flowers
15. How to Stay Awake After Sex
16... Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom
17... Garbage: Getting it to the Curb
18... You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try
19... The Morning more...
New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women:1... Combating Stupidity2... You, Too, Can Do Housework3... PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut4... How to Fill an Ice Tray5... We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money6... Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am7... Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks")8... Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception9... Get a Life: Learn to Cook10... How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong11... Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right12... Understanding Your Financial Incompetence13... You: The Weaker Sex14... Reasons to Give Flowers15. How to Stay Awake After Sex16... Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom17... Garbage: Getting it to the Curb18... You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try19... The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower20... I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please21... How to Put the more...
Excessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from fragrances of herbs, flowers, and other substances that are put into some medium that is strong enough to hold the odor. That medium is often ambergris...a secretion from the intestines of the sperm whale. In other words, you and your man may smell the odor of whale puke instead of enjoying the fragrance of flowers or herbs.
Cleanliness is especially important. If a woman uses enough soap and has that clean, fresh look that a recent shower gives, she could wear a potato sack and still be desirable for her male.
T-shirts are great. It doesn't take much male imagination to know that in less than five seconds, they are off over your head.
Food particles between the teeth, especially the front teeth, are highly undesirable.
If you need to pass gas (fart), excuse yourself from his presence. Try not to destroy illusions by unpleasant odors. If you need to more...