Teeth Jokes

The teacher of a high school biology class had his students analyzing bacteria under the microscope. To show them the types of bacteria found in the human mouth, he had them take scrapings from between their own teeth and analyze these scrapings under the microscope.
One girl was stumped in identifying the bacteria she scraped from between her teeth.
The teacher took a look, stared disgustedly at the puzzled girl and said, "Those are sperm cells."

Ok, this girl in my class has really yellow teeth
So her and my friend where blowing on each other
And my friend said: "girl ur teeth so yellow they run crayola out of it job"

For Christmas last year my wife gave me a week of private lessons at the local health club. Though still in great shape from when I was on the varsity Internet Web team in college, I decided it was a good idea to try it. I called and made reservations with someone named Tanya, who said she is a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and athletic clothing model. I thought y'all might enjoy my journal:
Day 1:
Started the morning at 5:00 AM. Tough to get up, but worth it when I arrived at the health club, Tanya was waiting for me. She's something of a goddess, with blond hair and a dazzling white smile. She showed me the machines and took my pulse after five minutes on the treadmill. She seemed a little alarmed that it was so high, but I think just standing next to her in that outfit of hers added about 30-50 points. Enjoyed watching the aerobics class. Tanya was very encouraging as I did my sit ups, though my gut was already aching a little from holding it in the whole time I was more...

3 backpackers, an Englishman, a Welshman and an Irishman walked into a bar in Sydney.The trio walk up to bar, the bartender leans over.He says "
I DON'T WANT ANY FIGHTS! If you start any, all of you will be chucked out.There's a man at the end of the bar, he's 6'5in.and 250lbs and has no ears.He's very sensitive about having no ears and if he catches looking at him, he'll rip ya heads off"
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2 hours later, the bouncer approaches the three. He turns to the Englishman, and says "
Hey you, what are you looking at?"
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I was looking at your hair, you have lovely hair, you should look after your hair."
He says "
Why?"
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Because if you don't, you end up bald like me."
He turns to the Welshman,"
What are you looking at?"
"
I was looking at your teeth, you have nice, white teeth.You should look after those teeth."
He says "
Why?"
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A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves.
"Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?"
She said, "No, I don't have any idea."
"Well," he spoofed,
"Down in Mexico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the workers are all picked according to hand size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in and then walks around for a bit while the latex sets and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods' crate and start the process all over again."
She didn't laugh one bit.
Five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing.
The old woman blushed and exclaimed,
"I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!"