"False Teeth" joke

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Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher Who?
Dishwasher whay I sphoke vhefore I hafe fawse feeth
(This was the way I spoke before I had false teeth)

It is recounted that at King's College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year's rounds by teaching "a singularly important principle of medicine."
He asked a nurse to fetch him a sample of urine. He then more...

Take my advice: I don't use it anyway.

A Jewish father, Moisha, was beset by his eldest son Yitzak...
"Father, I am going to marry!"
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q. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite band?
a. The Rolling Stones.

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

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