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Dear Jokers who provide Yo mama jokes,
Please do not post yo mama jokes previously posted in this Joke Page.
It's a waste of your time, our time and bandwith.
Please read the following collection of YO MAMA SO FAT' jokes. Future
jokers, read this and if you can find something new about the fat mama
then submit your joke. (OLD MAMA, TALL MAMA, POOR MAMA etc.
will follow)
YO MAMA IS SO FAT
Yo mama so fat. . . she's fat!
Yo mama so fat God can't lift her spirits!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo mama so fat God said "Let there be Light", and moved her fat ass.
Yo mama so fat I got rich by making her sit on coal.
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
Yo mama so fat I have to roll her over twice to get her on her back.
Yo mama so fat I saw her on top of the Empire State building snatching at airplanes.
Yo mama so fat I'm more...

A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and put in a jar."The cucumber said to the pickle, "Well everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get chopped up and out over salad."The penis walks by and overhears them and says, "I got it worse than you both. When I get big, fat and juicy I get put in a dark, smelly room and they make me do push-ups till I throw up."

A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation.
The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and put in a jar."
The cucumber said to the pickle, "Well everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get chopped up and out over salad."
The penis walks by and overhears them and says, "I got it worse than you both. When I get big, fat and juicy I get put in a dark, smelly room and they make me do push-ups till I throw up."

One day a certain guy buy the name of Welcome went to the doctor because he was feeling pain when he touched his body.
WELCOME: "DOCTOR PLEASE HELP ME I FELL PAIN EVERYTIME I TRY TO TOUCH MY BODY."
DOCTOR:"PLEASE TOUCH YOUR HEAD" WELCOM TOUCHED IT AND CRYED "ESHHHHHHHHHH" AND THE DOCTOR ASKED HIM TO TOUCH HIS LEG, WELCOME TOUCHED IT AND CRYED "ESHHHHHHHHH" AND THE DOCTOR SAID PLEASE TOUCH YOUSELF ALL OVER THE BODY, WELCOME DID SO CRYING EVERYTIME HE TOUCHED A CERTAIN PART OF HIS BODY(ESHHHHHHHHH, ESHHHHHHHHHH, ESHHHHHHHHHH. .... FINALY THE DOCTOR SAID,"NO THIS PROBLEM IS NOT VERY SERIOUS. WELCOME ASKED HIM WHAT WAS WRONG AND THE DOCTOR SAID "NO WELCOME, YOU JUST HAVE YOUR INDEX FINGER BROKEN"