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    Oh my God

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    an old man went to a beach and say a sexy girl in a bikini. he went up to her and asked her"can i feel your sexy, juicy boobs?"
    The girl said, "no way, get away from me old man."
    the guy said," twenty dollars?"
    "no"
    "one hundred dollars?"
    "no"
    "two hunderd dollars?"
    "no"
    "five hundred dollars?"
    the girl thought, what harm can it do? "sure"
    the girl loosened her bikini and the man slipped his hand in her bikini.
    while feeling her sexy, juicy boobs, the guy said, "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD"
    the girl said,"why do you keep saying OH MY GOD?
    while continuing feeling her sexy, juicy boobs, he said "OH MY GOD, where am i going to get five hundred dollars?"

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    The cucumber said that when he gets big fat and juicy that they cut him up and toss him into salads.
    The pickle said that when he gets big fat and juicy that he gets sliced up and put into jars and they sell him.
    The dick said that when he gets big fat and juicy that they put a rubber on his head and put him into a dark room and bangs his head into walls until he throws up and passes out!!

    there was a cucmber and pickle talking the paickle said to the cucmber when i get big and juicy they season me and put me in a jar the pickle said when i get big and juicy the sliceme up and put me in a sandwich a penis waswalking past and said thatb nothing when i get big and juicy they put aplastic bag over my head stick me in a dark smelly room and make me do press ups untill ifell sick p.s if u want more just txt on 07837060066

    There was a Cucumber a pickle and a penice.
    The cucumber said i have it bad when i get big fat am juicy i get cut up and put in a salade.
    The pickle says no no no i have it bad when i get big fat and juicy i get put in a jar with diffrent spices.
    The penice is like yeah when i get big fat an juicy i get a tarp put on my head and stuck in a DARK room and i have to do push ups until i get sick through up and i pass out.
    lol

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