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Why do blondes not wear polka dot dresses?
They always try to connect-the-dots.
A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that showed of her figure, especially when she walked. Her young, aggressive boss motioned her into his office one afternoon and closed the door. Pointing to her tightly covered derriere, he asked, "Is that for sale?"
"Of course not!" she snapped angrily, blushing furiously.
Unchagrined, he replied quietly, "Then, I suggest you quit advertising it."
Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!
A son asked his mother the following question:
"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother replies,
"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.
"Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"
The father says,
"Son, all household appliances come in white."